Harry Potter Songs
Some songs appear in the books while others are simply made up by fans for a laugh! Here is a small collection - remember to sing along.
The School Song
(Remember to sing to your favourite tune)
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old or bald
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot.
Here are some ones that I love, from Potter 4 President:
Title: There Are Worse Things I Could Do
Sung by: Draco Malfoy
To the tune of: There Are Worse Things I Could Do (Grease)
There are worse things I could do,
Than insult a boy or two,
Even though the whole dang school,
Thinks I am stupid and un-cool,
Eh...it aint true;
But there are worse things I could do.
(Referring to Hermione).
I could study all day long,
Take the tests and get none wrong.
Fill my head with useless books,
And forget about my looks,
And shut up the whole day through.
That's a thing I'd never do.
(Referring to Harry).
I could wear a scar so lame,
As an excuse to get some fame.
Wear round glasses everyday,
And throw my life away,
With these two as my friends.
(Referring to Ron)
I could be as poor as him.
Have my mommy wipe my chin.
I don't feel and I don't cry,
BUT I can steel and I can lie.
But I bet you never knew,
(Refferring to Harry)That to lie in front of you...
That's a thing I always do!
Title: Ron Weasley
Sung by: Draco Malfoy
To the tune of: Sandra Dee (Grease)
Look at me, I'm Ron Weasley.
Coward, poor, oh WOE is me.
I've got a red head,
And I live in a shed.
Oh woe, oh woe is me!
Harry, Harry, he's my friend!
Will that friendship ever end?
He is a ding,
And who knew I could sing?
I hate that Ron Weasley!
Title: Harry Potter
Sung by: Draco Malfoy
To the tune of: Cinderella (Cinderella from Disney)
Harry Potter, Harry Potter,
Night and day it's Harry Potter.
He's so famous, he's so tough,
I've had about enough.
The ladies go in circles screaming,
HARRY, HARRY, HARRY.
Here's the famous, here's the lamest, HARRY POTTER!
(Talking) I'm about sick of all this Harry Potter
buisness, if only there were a way to get rid of him...
HEY, we can do it!
We can do it, we can do it.
We can get him into trouble.
We'll screw him up so badly,
He'll go back to join the muggles
We'll catch him out at night, at the giant's shack.
He won't be famous anymore,
He won't suck up to Dumbledore,
And that will be the end of Harry Potter!
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